Friday, November 30, 2012

#52 At Sea 11-26 & Honolulu, Oahu, Hawaii 11-27 Remember Pearl Harbor!

5668  Diana and I with Delton E. Walling, a survivor of the Arizona.  The guide said that there are only 21 of them still alive and most of them will be here for the 50th anniversary of the Arizona Memorial Opening on Dec 7th of this year.  His wife is there to take the pictures.

5704  The USS Arizona Memorial and the USS Missouri.  The design cut into the right end of the memorial building is the Tree of Life and the little round, white dot in the water just below the mooring stand is the marker for the stern of the Arizona.

5710  The base of Gun Turret Three with the stern marker just above the right side of the turret base.  The concrete dock is not original it was added after the sinking to moor rescue and recovery boats at the site.

5714  This is the Shrine Room wall listing the names of those killed on the Arizona during and as the result of the attack.  The little wall in the lower left is the memorial for those who have died since and opted for interment aboard the Arizona.  That’s the Tree of Life allowing in some light.

 

 

Nov 26 – At Sea.  This is the last day aboard for some who are disembarking in Honolulu and out last day at sea before three stops in Hawaii.  A very relaxing day for us.  I didn’t go to the show because there’s a pearl vendor on board and Diana wants me to learn how to string pearls.  The technique was easy to learn and I was quickly in business.  Anyone have pearls they want restrung?  I’m your man.

 

Nov 27 - Honolulu, Oahu, Hawaii.  We are docked directly below the historic Aloha Tower in Honolulu.  I remember being here in 1991 when we had to jump off the ship early and find a place to buy a new electric shaver.  Mine had given up on the way over.  We found a drug store that had some good shavers and I bought the Remington shaver I used until about 2 years ago hygiene.

 

Today we are taking a tour called the Pearl Harbor VIP Military Base Experience.  It’s a small tour on a van that gets you onto some of the existing military bases that played a role in the attack on December 7, 1941.  We were here and visited the Arizona Memorial on its 50 year anniversary in 1991.  This time they’re celebrating the 50 year anniversary of the opening of the Arizona Memorial.

 

Our pre-dawn sail in was very picturesque but not really photogenic.  Too dark to get more than Diamond Head’s silhouette.  Inside the terminal they had the same mural I photographed Diana with 21 years ago, a line of hula dancers sending a ship off at the port.  They’re all ’20-‘30s themed pictures either about cruising or island welcomes.  This year we took pictures with two different murals, Diana with the band on the pier and me waiting in line with other arriving passengers to get leied. 

 

Our guide is dressed in a military style uniform and also drives the van.  Our first stop is at the aforementioned Arizona Memorial.  Since they are having ceremonies to commemorate the first half century of the memorial, almost all the Pearl Harbor Survivors are in town for the celebration.  We met two, Delton Walling, USN (he gave us an autographed one page biography of his experience) and another man from the USA (that’s US Army) whose name I’ll have to look up.  The memorial has been completely revamped in the last 21 years.  It includes three memorials, the Arizona, the Utah and the Oklahoma.  There are two museums, one covers the raid itself named ‘Attack’, the other gives you the events leading up to the war named ‘Road to War’.  Neither of these was here last time.  The ship’s bell from the Arizona is on display in a different location than last time.  Underneath it there’s a small replica so that the blind can touch it and experience what everyone else can see.

 

On the waterfront there’s a Pearl Harbor overlook as well as a memorial to submariners.  A little further down the USS Bowfin is docked as a museum ship adjacent to the Bowfin Submarine Museum and Park.  Also new since we’ve been here there’s the Battleship Missouri Memorial.  Just up from the Arizona Memorial the Mighty Mo has been docked as a floating museum out on Ford Island.  The island is also home to the Pacific Aviation Museum, the USS Utah Memorial and USS Oklahoma Memorial and Chief Petty Officer’s Bungalows.  It would be very easy to spend a whole day here if you wanted to do justice to all the exhibits and memorials.

 

We’re just stopping to visit the Arizona Memorial.  The tickets to the memorial are sold on a first-come-first-served basis so we have a little over an hour to wait for our 10:15AM boat.  I visited both of the museums but spent more time in ‘Attack’.  They had some maps, dioramas and artifacts from the attack that were very interesting.  One was the wreckage of the purpose built Japanese shallow water torpedoes that were so effective in decimating battleship row.  We were very fortunate that our aircraft carriers were out at sea on maneuvers during the attack.  The day of the battleship was ending and they were made obsolete by air power.  We had almost none and Japan had all of theirs and yet we annihilated their battleships in fairly short order with aircraft from our surviving carriers. 

 

At the far end of O’ahu Court is a sign that hung from a storefront in the 30s-40, The Crossroads of the Pacific.  Near that is a copy of the design cut into the far end side walls of the Arizona Memorial Structure called ‘The Tree of Life”.

 

There’s a tourist from Chicago running around the grounds with a hilarious T-shirt.  In in the colors of the Chicago Bears and it says, “Da Bears Still Stink”.  It hilarious because a few years ago when the Bears started to tease their fans by actually winning a few games they started calling the “Da Bears” too mimic the Chicago accent.  This was supposed to be a new start going back to the previously very successful franchise.  The shirt is saying at ‘Da Bears’ are not any different from the Bears.  Dallas had the same thing.  ‘Dem ‘Boys’ was the phrase as in “How ‘bout ‘dem Boys?”  Unfortunately the same thing happened to Dem Boys that happened to Da Bears.  I mean with all the money they spent on first round picks and free agents and all they have to show for it is one playoff game won in 16 years.  Yikes!!  Until Jerry, the owner, gets a clue and fires Jerry, the General Manager, it’s going to be more of the same. 

 

We boarded the launch to the memorial at 10:35, right on time.  At 10:15 we were ushered into a theater to see a movie about the attack, the sinking of the Arizona and the building of the memorial.  Complete with reminders for the clueless that this is a solemn place.  Hundreds of the men killed are still on the Arizona and all the survivors have the option to be interred with their shipmates.  The message is ‘act accordingly’.  A message totally lost on the truly clueless and thoughtless. 

 

The ride on the Navy shuttle boat is very pleasant and you quickly arrive at the memorial.  They announce that you are not to take pictures while disembarking from the boat or entering the memorial.  After you are aboard the memorial you can take all the pictures you want.  People weren’t exiting the launch for more than 20 seconds before he had to repeat over the loudspeaker “No Photos, your camera will be confiscated if you take any more photos!”  I’m telling you I despair for the human race, at least the way we are growing them in the USA.  I’m here to tell you Europe is worse by a big distance. 

 

The memorial is just as impressive the second time you see it.  You enter the memorial from the shuttle boat dock and go up two sets of stairs to get to the center section with the large viewing cutouts.  At the other end of the space there’s a partial wall, shaped like draped curtains, with an opening at the center.  Just in front of this wall is a large viewing well cut into the floor.  It forces you to go around it on one side or the other to enter the room at the other end beyond the curtain portal, the Shrine Room.  Inside the shrine room, on the far wall is a list of all the crewmen of the Arizona who died in the attack on December 7 and are either interred in the ship or buried elsewhere, both Navy and Marines.  The ship’s captain and the battleship group commander, a rear admiral, are both there.  Lots of Ensigns, a few Lieutenants, Junior Grade, one Lieutenant, 2 Captains (the rank, but one was the ships’ commanding officer) and the one Rear Admiral.  Hundreds of enlisted men of all types, engineers, firemen (the coal shoveling type), gunners, mess workers, musicians (the ship had a 60 piece orchestra) and sailors.  Not to mention a large contingent of Marines, almost 100.  Cut into the side walls are the Tree of Life sculptures, one on each side.  They allow a subdued light into the room.

 

On a short, 18-inch high by 4-foot long wall about six feet in front of the shrine wall they have a roll of those who survived the attack but have since died and opted to be buried with their shipmates aboard the Arizona.  Part of the wall was obscured by a large wreath but the dates of interment from 1982 to 2004 were visible.  Someone said that there are only 21 still alive so we met 10% of them today.

 

The easiest part of the Arizona to see is the base of gun turret three.  It’s about 30 feet from the memorial building to the north east and as it was a fairly low tide, about 4 feet of it was above the water.  To the left of the base and a little closer to the memorial is the hatch that is leaking oil to this day.  The multicolor oil scum is very visible on the water’s surface.  About 150 feet past the base is a buoy that marks the stern of the ship.  A little less than 400 feet to the south west is the buoy that marks the bow of the ship.  Since the memorial building is about 45 feet wide that accounts for just about the entire 608 feet of the Arizona’s length.

 

Between the memorial and the bow buoy the tide was low enough that you could see part of the top of gun turret 2.  I’d never seen that before.  Off in that same direction is where the USS Missouri is docked.  It’s significantly larger than the old Arizona as it’s almost 50% longer and 30% wider.  (These are estimates.  I would have confirmed my observations on the internet if it weren’t so expensive on the ship.  Can anyone tell me how far I’m off?  All too soon our time aboard the memorial was over and it was time to board the shuttle for the trip back to the center.

 

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

#51 At Sea 11-25 Let's Party, Filipino Style

First of all let me say that these pictures were taken from the balcony with just the flash and lens that comes standard on the Canon G15.  Take that into consideration when judging the quality.

 

5634  This is the opening dance.  Marty is on the extreme left with the palm trees on his shirt.  Neil is in the red pants and the Coffee Barista is the tall smiling girl on the extreme right.

5639  This is the coconut dance.  They clack the coconut halves their hands against the ones that are strapped to strategic parts of their bodies.  Neil is in the back, second from the left and Marty is on the right end of the back row.

5654  This is the female half of the one-man duet.

5655  This is the male half.  The illusion was better under the constricted, dimmer spot when he opened his act but after the first change over spin they brightened the spot.

5656  This is the closing bamboo dance featuring Marty and Diana.  They are just as happy as they look.  We sailed with Marty before on the Prinsendam and when he saw me in the hall on this cruise he immediately greeted me and remembered my name.  I guess that’s why he’s the wine steward in the ship’s fancy restaurant.

 

Nov 25 – At Sea.  After all the activities yesterday I’m ready to kick back today and do almost nothing.  Which is exactly what I did.  We did have the Mariner’s Society Luncheon today and, since I was going to eat anyway, we did attend that. 

 

Our entertainer was Hollywood writer, Marty Brill.  He was excellent again.

 

Sometime during these longer cruises the various crew segments put on a show.  Tonight the Filipinos are doing their thing.  They are scheduled after the regular entertainers so they are on pretty late.  They’re good about scheduling them with a day at sea next so people can stay up.  This one was very well attended.

 

Since many Filipinos learn English as a second language they usually have a great MC.  Their shows are a mixture of traditional and modern Filipino music.  They apparently prefer love ballads, or I should say that I think they do as they sing in Tagalog and I don’t really understand the words but the emotions seem to be of the ‘tear jerker’ variety.  They also perform traditional dances and lately they’ve had at least one ‘street dance’ to hip hop music in each show. 

 

Filipinos make up the entire bar staff, the front office staff and the sailors.  They’re the front office staff because of their facility with English.  That’s the reason they’re the sailors also.  Like commercial aviation, the common language for control and communication is English by law for international flights.  HAL has a policy in place where all bridge orders must be given and recorded in English.  It is very helpful if the sailors also speak English.  They make up the bar staff for two reasons.  First, most Filipinos are nominally Christians and have no prohibition from handling alcohol.  Second, the other major segment of the crew is Indonesian and most of them are Muslim, although there are some Hindus (mostly from Bali) and Christians.  Because they’re Muslim they don’t want to handle alcohol and that leaves it to the Filipinos.  Plus, how will you tell your troubles to the bartender if his English is weak.  Just kidding, don’t freak out.

 

The show was great.  Marty, the wind steward from the Pinnacle Grill, was the primary male dancer and Diana, from the front office was the primary female dancer.  Neil, who makes my omelet every morning, was part of the dance troupe and the smiling young lady, whose name escapes me right now, who works at the coffee bar, was a dancer as well.  It’s more fun when you know some of the participants personally.  They always have a great personality while at work but when they’re on stage they really shine.  It’s fun to watch. 

 

The second last act brought the house down.  The stage went completely dark and when the light came up it was a single follow spot shining on a man in a tuxedo singing a love ballad.  When he reached the point in the song where a female is supposed to sing he spun around 180 degrees and on that side he had long hair as was wearing a red formal style dress and he sang in falsetto.  On the chorus each part had a line so he spun back and forth rapidly while singing.  This caused a cascade of cheers and very strong applause from the crowd.  After the final note he lifted his skirt on the female side to show off his leg.  It was very funny.

 

The final act was the Filipino bamboo dance where two men beat a rhythm with long bamboo rods pounding them on the ground for two beats and then clacking them together.  The dancers step between the bamboo poles as they dance but pull their feet back before they clack together.  Some of the steps are intricate and you’re not exactly sure they will get out in time but they always do.  This also gets a huge response from the audience.  An easy day and a great evening.

 

#50 At Sea 11-24 Celebrate, Celebrate, Dance to the Music!

5547  This is the Penthouse Bath.  Jacuzzi tub with underwater lighting.  The water comes out of the North Wind’s mouth to fill the tub.  Off to the right is a separate throne room with bidet.  That room is larger than the whole bath in our room.  To the left is a double sink and past that is the walk-in closet.  Yikes!!

5550  This is most of the living room.  There’s a small veranda off the living room through the glass doors on the left.  Behind me is the dining room and there’s a huge veranda off that room which also has floor to ceiling glass walls and doors.

5558  A real king-size bed resides in the bedroom  The room continues to the left with a large dressing table with theater style mirror set up and built in drawers for madam’s cosmetics.  To the right is the laird’s drawer space.  This is just for bedroom essentials as the walk-in closet has not only hanging space but stacks of drawers as well. 

5562  Feeling hungry?  No problem!  Just ring up the butler and he’ll whip up a quick snack in the in-suite galley, fridge, oven, cooktop, microwave all ready to make a meal fit for a king.

3369  Diana and I at celebration evening dinner, complete with pointed dunce caps and my play it straight tux.

 

Nov 24 – At Sea.  Well we’re still in the Doldrums.  Not me specifically but the ship itself.  The Doldrums is an area roughly 10 degrees on either side of the Equator.  This area of the globe is under a more or less permanent low pressure zone.  It can expand and contract in its width by a few degrees.  It’s here that, back when the ships were wood and the men were iron, sailors tended to avoid because you could be becalmed for days and even weeks.  No wind, no progress.  The weather may be hot and humid and the sky sunny or cloudy, but the seas are almost always very calm.

 

Today has been designated ‘Celebration Day’ on board the Amsterdam.  It’s a day to celebrate anything you want, birthday, anniversary (both either early or late), some life event, just being on a cruise, whatever.  They’ve decorated the ship with heart shaped balloons of all colors and it looks very festive.  It’s a formal evening and that’s always fun.  I’ve decided to play it straight, black tux, black cummerbund, black bow tie and white pleated-front shirt. 

 

The jewelry shop on board is holding a special show in the penthouse suite on board.  There are two of them and I’ve wanted to see one and this is my chance.  What a space.  Their veranda is bigger than my room.  It’s got an entry hall with bathroom, a dining room, a living room, a huge bedroom with full size king bed, a huge bathroom with a separate throne room that’s larger than my whole bath.  A wood cabinet lined walk in closet.  The real kicker is the pantry off the entry hall; it’s fully equipped for having the butler prepare dinner and eating in suite.  Amazing!  True it’s not as opulent as the 1,500 square foot, two-story Prince of Wales Suite on the QM2 but then few are.

 

Just before dinner they’re holding the Mariner’s Society meeting.  This is where HAL recognizes various awards for longevity at sea with the line.  It’s fun to observe the goings on at these functions.  Some people take it very seriously, others not at all and everything between the two.  What’s especially sweet is to see an elderly couple (since I’m mid-60s, elderly for me is defined as mid-80s and up) holding hands heading to the front of the showroom to accept their medallion for reaching a certain plateau of days on board.  These are the folks that inspire me.  They may be aging, certain body parts may be failing them but they keep going, stay happy and appreciate the life they have.  Awesome!!  At the other end of the spectrum are the selfish, snobbish, self-important, pushy, rude, condescending jerks that strut up like they’ve been awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor.  To find the positive in it, these are the people that motivate you not to fall into that particular trap as you age.

 

Observation on Aging Note:  It’s my theory that at a certain age you reach a fork in the road.  Down one path is the sweet, kind, positive, caring elderly person that is absolutely a joy to be around.  In fact, you seek them out for their wisdom.  Down the alternative path is the sour, negative, nasty, rude, selfish elderly person that you flee from as quickly as you can.  I’m not sure if that’s everyone’s experience but I find that people tend to fall into one or the other of these states and as they age the gap between the two grows larger.  Maybe they’ve always been in that group but the traits grow stronger and more set over time.  I could guess about that but I don’t have the data to really give an informed opinion.  For myself, there was a time in my early 30s where I believe I could have gone either way.  Events and circumstances in my life could have been used to push me either way, depending almost entirely on my reaction to them.

 

After dinner they held the Dessert Extravaganza.  They had the Atrium on decks 3, 4, and 5 surrounded by tables that were packed full of deserts.  Of course there were ice, butter, chocolate, marzipan and fruit sculptures mingled in with the edibles.  They opened it up at 9PM for photographs; the locusts couldn’t strike until 9:30.  By 9:20 I had my pictures and was heading away from the carnage. 

 

The ship’s cast performed “Moments to Remember” a show which we’d seen at least twice before.  Of course, every time it’s with a different cast and each group brings their own special skills to the songs and dances.  It’s a great show, no Andrew Lloyd Webber.  Mostly old nostalgic songs and I’m a pushover for that sort of music.  As you would expect, Moments to Remember was the finale.  The tradition at Fountain Hill High School was that the graduating class had to perform at their baccalaureate.  Our two songs were There’s a Place for Us (aka Somewhere) and Moments to Remember.  I’m not sure what the mechanism is but every time I hear that song I’m transported back to the school gymnasium and I’m standing on the bleachers as we sing that song.  I remember thinking, where’s my place and what will I remember?  Clearly, over all the years since then (It will be 50 next year) that place has been pretty much resolved and I’m amazed at what I remember.  It’s a cascade phenomenon.  Each memory evokes another, then another until I’m hip deep in feelings and thoughts I haven’t had for years.  The amazing thing is that they are not often the same memories.  Each time it happens there’s a new set of events and feelings that sweep over me.  Most times they are happy, warm, often bittersweet feelings but sometimes they are sad, cold and lonely.  I guess it’s a testament to how strange I actually am but some of the sad feelings have a wistful, warm component because the sad memory send you further back to happier times.  I can’t explain it.  It can be triggered by a sound, smell or sight. 

 

I remember walking into a room that had an oiled wooden floor and lots of musty old books.  The smell transported me back to my first grade classroom.  I felt the emotions and had the thoughts of that time wash over me.  It was a little spooky.  It faded quickly and when I tried to get it back, no luck.  I can tell you that first grade was not a happy time in my life and the feelings were easy to understand as an adult but as a 5 year old boy I was having problems with them.  I didn’t know it at the time but I do now.  I guess even then it was in my nature to just chomp down on the bit and keep going.

 

Well enough of the personal digressions and on with the journal.  The show was great.  This case is disembarking with us in San Diego and a new cast will replace them.  After doing the holiday cruises the Amsterdam will leave very shortly after New Year’s Day on the world cruise.  That will keep her busy from early January to at least mid-April or May.

 

Sunday, November 25, 2012

#49 At Sea 11-22 (2nd) & 23

5417  Sunrise over the South Pacific.  All the colors but red.  The orange band is the transition from red to yellow.  It there were red, in this case it’s below the horizon. 

5452  This is how the punishment phase begins.

5518  This is how it ends.

5531  This is where the ‘baked’ pollywogs suffer until the ceremony is over.  The bear pit is almost full. This is truly an equal opportunity activity.  There are members of the deck crew, navigation crew, housekeeping staff, dining room staff, cooks, shops on board, bar staff, spa and photographers.  The girl at the bottom, grinning at the camera is Daniela, the Tai Chi instructor.

5537  Diana with King Neptune (Gene Young, Cruise Director) and the Judge (Randal, the Onboard Marketing Manager).

 

Nov 22 (The Second) – At Sea.  Yes, it’s Groundhog Day.  We’re doing the 22nd over again so maybe we can get it right.  Actually this day is different from yesterday in that this 22nd has been designated Thanksgiving Day by the ship so, Happy Thanksgiving!  The official excuse for having two 22nds instead of two 23rds as originally planned was so that we could “celebrate Thanksgiving on the same day that you did in the USA”.  Sorry, but that’s political speak at its worst.  If we had celebrated yesterday it would have been the 22nd, the same day as you, but we would have been 18 hours ahead of you (depending on your time zone).  So instead, we celebrate today the 22nd, 5 hours behind you (again depending on your time zone).  Either way we’d be celebrating on the same day as you were.  Yet when the ship announced that reason most people said, “That’s a great idea.”  Goes a long way toward answering my questions about the last election.

 

Woke up pretty early and have been for some time.  It’s been weeks since I slept late enough to have my alarm go off.  Guess I’m pretty well rested.  The sunrise out our window was very spectacular.  The variety of colors was very broad.  At the horizon there was a thin layer of orange and yellow with a light green above that.  Then came a broad layer of pale blues and on top an even broader layer of pale violet.  Of course, all this was topped off with the deep blue of open sky.  Very pretty.  Only missing color was red.  It was a great day of doing not much of anything and eating turkey. 

 

Our entertainer was Marty Brill.  If that name seems familiar it probably is.  He was the primary writer for Merv Griffin and also wrote for comedy show of that era, Dick VanDyke and others.  He’s a seriously funny guy and you can see his show twice because apparently he has a list of the main gags he wants to do but how he gets from one to the other is mostly ad lib.  He’s missing the middle finger of his right hand and he uses that fact at various points in the act.  For example, he says that after that finger was removed he was forced to move to LA from New York City.  Why, you ask?  Because he could no longer communicate with people on the street.

 

Nov 23 – At Sea.  Today is “Crossing the Equator Day”.  Of course we crossed it coming south but, as it was in the middle of a bunch of ports, the ship did not celebrate it then.  On HAL ships they have a King Neptune Ceremony to celebrate the move from the northern to southern hemispheres or vice versa. 

 

The premise is that the ship’s passing has irritated King Neptune so he and his queen and a couple of mermaids board the ship to see what’s going on.  To appease the king some pollywogs (crew that has never before crossed the Equator) must be punished for their transgressions.  This initiation involves having a judge list their crimes and King Neptune deciding guilty or innocent.  Of course they are always guilty.  The crimes listed are always job related.  (ie. Cooks are accused of making the passengers gain weight,  the cabin stewards are accused of being so efficient that when you get up in the night to use the bathroom you come back to find that your bed has been made, navigations officers are accused of zigzagging the ship to make it appear that we are in rough seas, etc.)  The guilty are then made to “Kiss the Fish!” usually a large sea bass, grouper or some ugly fish with really big lips.  Of course they have a pirate stationed at the fish to make sure you kiss it and push your head forward if you seem about to air kiss.

 

After that they are taken to tables where ‘doctors’ and ‘nurses’ smear all sorts of gloppy stuff on them.  After they are generously coated in whatever all that colorful stuff is the Captain and his staff vote on whether they are to be ‘dunked’ or ‘baked’.  I should have mentioned that all this takes place by the pool.  If they are dunked, they get to jump into the pool.  That’s preferred because the dunking washes all the goop off and you can be comfortable.  If they are baked, they have to sit in the sun at the end of the pool until the ceremony is over.  By that time the goop has usually turned into a nice little crust.  I’m told that there are some egg whites in the mixture so I guess it’s rather odoriferous as well as slimy.  After their punishment the pollywogs are transformed into ‘trusty shellbacks’, have been initiated into the King Neptune Society and are no longer in danger when the Equator is crossed. 

 

The last pollywog to be called for judgment was Daniela, the lifestylist that leads Tai Chi and meditation.  One of her crimes was “Falling asleep while leading the meditation”.  As the last to be judged, all the doctors and nurses assembled at her table and brought all the remaining goop with them.  She was completely and thoroughly coated.  Nice thing was that, because she was last she didn’t have to bake in the sun long but could go almost directly into the pool.

 

Our evening entertainers were Catch a Wave, a Beach Boys tribute band.  They were very good.  They opened up with all the car songs, Little Deuce Coupe, Shutdown, 409, that was a good start.  They sang all the huge hits including the ballads, never my favorites.  All the really good Beach Boys songs have a serious drum chart.  I thought they were going to quit before getting to the garage song but they did Barbra Ann as an encore.  They did it straight and didn’t include the mistakes that exist in the super-hit that single became.  But it was the perfect cap to an excellent show.

 

#48 Cont'd More Pictures

5329  Diana and our bus.  No matter what your viewpoint may be, you have to admire how up-front these warm and open people are about their belief system.  A great many of the busses both public and leased have Christian related names or references.  Ex. Kingdom Express,  We love God, Blessed Assurance, etc.

5385  This is the youth dance group on the ship.  The two girls in the brown were the primary actresses.

5389  I know they’re hard to see the but the girl with the headdress has tattoos starting at mid-knee and going upward.  The boy’s tattoos are easy to see and start mid-chest and go all the way to his knees.

5412  Diana onstage with the youth group.

Saturday, November 24, 2012

#48 Apia, Samoa 11-22 (1st) Author, Author!!

5215  This is the dance group that was on the pier for our arrival.  I love the colors of their outfits.  The lava-lava I bought here uses the same colors but different design.

5225  This is the first floor study in Villa Vailima, Robert Lewis Stevenson’s home.  You can see the tala bark paper lining the walls.  Besides the unusable fire place can you spot any other useless item in the picture?  That’s right!!  The long handled bed warmer.  Our guide suggested it would be more useful if, instead of hot coals, you filled it with ice and made it a bed cooler.

5237  RLS writing desk.  I love the design.  Now if I could only get this desk and the Thomas Jefferson designed and built library desk study rack from Monticello, I’d be in furniture heaven.

5302  Villa Vailima, Apia, Samoa.  You can see how the middle section of the house is offset from the outside sections to provide 4 wall cross ventilation in all areas.

 

Nov 22 (The First) - Apia, Samoa Islands.  The first time we ever visited Apia was 1991 and 45 days later they had a terrible typhoon.  We visited sometime in the middle 2000s and nothing happened after that so we’re 50-50, hoping to go to 67-33 to the good.  Apia and I suppose samosa in the whole as changed the least of any place I’ve visited over the past 30 years.  Still no tall glass and steel buildings, still mostly village style life, still unabashedly Christian in their beliefs and practices.  Amazing really.

 

As we sailed into the harbor and approached the pier they had a singing and dancing group to greet us.  Seven women and 13 men were grouped by sex.  The women were dancing while the men sang and clapped.  In almost all the dances the women were holding a large fan fringed in feathers as a major part of the choreography.  It’s always pleasant to be greeted by a traditional troupe on the pier.  Some are very professional and some are not but they are all nice to see.  This group was very polished indeed.

 

We’re headed out to Villa Vailima, the home of Robert Lewis Stevenson while he was in Samoa near the end of his life.  He came here for health reason; some say heart problems but I think the more likely explanation is tuberculosis.  He lived here only four years but in that time became a beloved member of the community, especially by the everyday people.  He got involved in Samoan politics, championing the causes of the common people.  He’s buried on a hilltop overlooking the house and with views of Apia and the ocean.  When we were here in 1991 we saw the home from the outside but it’s been converted into a museum and is now open to the public so we wanted to go again.

 

The drive out was pretty.  The island has no tall glass and steel buildings.  I believe the tallest building is 4 stories tall and is of concrete construction.  The Chinese are investing a lot of money here by way of construction.  Our guide says that all the money winds up back in China as their companies get the contracts, supply the materials and most of the workers, except for some laborers.  The only conclusion is that this investment is not benevolent in any conventional way. 

 

Villa Vailima is a large two story home with broad verandas circling each level.  It’s constructed in three sections with the center section set forward of the outer two.  This design allows four way ventilation of every section.  In rooms that occupy the entire section you have windows in all four walls.  Those that share a section are no more than one room away from the same arrangement.  With large doors between rooms the circulation is very good, an absolute necessity here.  Traditional Samoan homes were roofs on pillars, no interior or exterior walls at all.  Not much privacy but plenty of fresh air.  Of course Villa Vailima is painted white and has a red tin roof.

 

The first room we entered was a study on the first floor.  The room is unique in several ways.  First the walls are lined with tapa.  Tapa is a paper like item made from pounding the bark of a tree until it’s flat and pliable.  The lava-lave I wore on formal night has tapa style designs on it.  They draw traditional designs and patterns on this paper mostly using a rust brown colored dye.  The tapas are used for decorative purposes.  In this room the tapa have been applied like wallpaper to all four walls.  Various antique artifacts are hung on the walls as well. 

 

Second, there’s a fireplace in the corner.  Here in Samoa, just a few degrees south of the Equator, it never gets cold or even cool.  The fireplace is not even connected to a chimney.  But Stevenson was used to having fireplaces in important rooms in his home in Scotland so there it is.

 

We exited the room by the back door and went up the stairs to the encircling veranda.  It’s very deep and provides shade unless the sun is very low in the sky.  We reentered the house at Stevenson’s library.  Oddly enough it also has a nonworking fireplace.  With the wood paneling and bookshelves it could have been a room in Stevenson’s native Scotland.  The library, as one would suspect, has a large collection of RLS’ books including some children’s books with which I wasn’t familiar.

 

On the wall there was a letter from RLS to Andrew Lang.  It was written only two days before his death in 1894.  It’s obviously about literary issues but it ends with a great sentence. 

 

“The year ends with us pretty much as it began, among wars and rumours of wars, and a vast and splendid exhibition of official incompetence–Yours ever, R. L. Stevenson”  That sentence is as relevant and accurate as if it were written yesterday.  If I were to be bold enough to edit it a bit I would add the words “voter and” after the words “splendid exhibition of”.

 

There’s a small writing desk of ingenious design in the room.  The top is slightly sloped and hinged like a school desk so you can lift the top for a large storage area.  There’s a small wooden box built centered on the narrow flat space at the rear of the top.  Its front is hinges so that you can pull it down to access the contents, probably for writing implements.  It has four drawers of varying heights that pull out from the side of the desk’s body so the writer doesn’t have to move his chair to pull them open. 

Above the drawer stack there’s a pull out shelf to hold a reference book or other papers.

 

In a frame on the wall near the desk were the playing cards for the game of Authors.  Nor sure how it was played but there were four cards for each author and RLS was included.  On the same wall was a water color of RLS sitting with Samuel Clemens (aka Mark Twain) on a bench in Washington Square in New York City.  An excerpt from Clemens’ autobiography is framed with it in which he describes the meeting.  Apparently Stevenson was on his way to a clinic in upper New York State and stopped over for a few days in Manhattan.  Clemens, who lived in Hartford, Conn, at the time arranged to meet him and rode the train to NYC.  Stevenson’s hotel was in Greenwich Village and, since his doctor had advised him to be outdoors in the sun and fresh air as much as possible, he and Clemens walked over to Washington Square Park and chatted on a bench for over an hour.  He described the meeting as “very pleasant and sociable”.  I’d love to have been the fly on the tree listening to that conversation.

 

The tour of the home included the bedrooms, sewing room, the family hospital, living and dining rooms.  There were several pictures of Stevenson’s wife and in every one she’s dressed like Queen Victoria.  She must have been very uncomfortable in Samoa’s heat and humidity.

 

After the tour we all met on the broad side porch for some Samoan dancing and singing.  The group was young and very energetic is not as polished as some we’ve seen they more than made up for their lack of experience with their great enthusiasm.  It was a very good show.

 

We drove to a local market and then out to the Parliament area also the site of the tombs of some important past kings, Malietoa, Afamassaga, and Matasafa.  There’s a memorial to the islands independence that says “Mavae I Le Atua Samoa” or “Samoa Is Founded on God”.  Echoes of the words of the USA’s founding fathers. 

 

Samoa is a very pretty place.  As our guide said, “You’ll never starve on Samoa.  Food grows wild here.”  The Apia side, northern, is very green but is on the leeward side of the island’s mountains.  The southern side is windier and gets a lot more rain.  Or as the guide put it, “It’s a lot greener.”  By that he must have meant the foliage is thicker because this side is completely green. 

 

We drove back into town along the ocean front.  We stopped at the flea market in town so everyone could get last minute trinkets.  I got another lava-lava that’s a lot less solemn than the one I brought with me.  Should create a stir when I wear it to dinner one evening.

 

Back at the ship there was a youth group aboard.  The ship has had several silent auctions of needlecrafts and art work produced by passengers with the proceeds going to this youth work in Apia.  The group performed several dances and songs some traditional and some not at all.  It was fun watching the kids (probably ages 7-15) perform.  At the end Gene, our cruise director, presented the leader with a check for $10,000.  That’s the most I’ve ever seen a ship give to a charity on any of my trips.  I’m sure HAL rounded it up significantly.

 

Tattooing is a large part of traditional culture here.  Sort of a rite of passage for both men and women.  Men’s tattoos generally can go from the lower chest to the knees and can take months or years to complete.  A woman’s generally go from the knee to the thigh.  Two of the group members were older and had significant tattoos.  They performed a dance that allowed us to see the girl’s tattoos.  The boy’s were readily visible.

 

When the dancing was over they kids stayed around for some photo ops.  Diana loves that part.

 

Then it was off to bed as we have to live today over again but this time at sea.

 

Thursday, November 22, 2012

#47 At Sea 11-21 Island Formal

5206  Diana and I with Jessica, the International Concierge.

5208  I wanted to show you the full length lava-lava under my formal jacket.  Sometimes you just have to be a little goofy.

 

Nov 21 – At Sea.   There’s an old adage that says, “It’s better to be silent and thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.”  I’m ready for this day at sea although it’s another 23 hour day and that I could do without.  Not much unusual today, except for me that is.  It’s a formal evening tonight and I’m planning my once a trip rebellion.  I never totally ignore getting dressed up on formal nights but I do sometimes take an unusual approach.  Since we are between Fiji and Samoa today I’m giving a nod to those two cultures by wearing my Samoan lava-lava that I purchases some years ago on a previous visit.  I’ll wear it with my white dinner jacket, formal shirt, abalone bow tie and formal shoes.  I plan to wear the floral necklace I got yesterday on Fiji and carry a war club Diana bought there.  My odd getups always elicit smiles from the dining room staff and so far management has not objected to any of them.

 

This evening when I arrived at our table I was surprised to see that an additional chair had been added.  We’re being joined by an officer for dinner.  Lucky us, it’s Jessica the International Concierge on board.  She’s a 20-something (could be 30-something but I don’t think so) Dutch girl that I see at the front desk occasionally.  When an officer visits your table you get wine on them so everyone likes having them.

 

We had a very nice dinner.  Jessica found her way to the ships in an unusual manner.  In Holland they can request to spend part of their high school time in Curaçao.  She did not get picked so after graduation she decided to go there and spend 6 months.  Three years later she had her first contract with HAL and she’s currently almost done with her second.  If I have my math right that would make her 23-24.  HAL has lots of its Southern Caribbean cruises stop in the ABC (Aruba, Bonaire & Curaçao) islands because they used to be Dutch and are still somewhat affiliated with Holland.  Being formal night the menu was overloaded with really good selections.  I had the Beef Wellington.  The HAL recipe for this is absolutely great!

 

After dinner we posed for pictures and headed for the Queen’s Lounge.  Graffiti Classics is performing again this evening and there’s nothing quite like classical music with a sense of humor.  They were great again!!

 

#46 Cont'd, Cont'd Even More Pictures

5073  Kava preparation.  The green sack holds the kava.  It’s dipped into the kava bowl and water is added from the little cooler until just the right color is achieved. 

5090  The women dancers, singers and band member on the stage.

5097  The men ‘dancers’. 

5199  In this picture you can see three cloud piles.  Each one is situated directly atop an island mountain range.  Islands without mountains can form them but they might not be this dramatic and a little flatter.  There are high clouds above them.  These are totally unrelated to the existence of a landmass.

5186  This is the Paul Gaugin in Fiji.  Above the ship you can see the jagged edge of the caldera formed when the island had a Mount Saint Helens like explosion.

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5014  Lavender Anthurium lily.  Great color.

5027  This is the tower of the main shrine at the Sri Siva Subramaniya Swami Temple in Nadi, Fiji.  This one is not as ornate as some but they’re always colorful.

5031  This is the Ganesha Shrine at the Sri Siva Subramaniya Swami Temple.  Smaller but still colorful.  You can see the honoree on the four sides of the tower at the back.

5031a  Just in case you couldn’t see him, I blew him up.  Must be a popular guy he almost always has a couple of pretty women hanging around.

 

#46 At Sea 11-19 & Lautoka, Fiji 11-20 Gotta love going native!

4995  Rod at the Burness house sitting in Raymond Burr’s chair.  The cans in the rack just to the left of my head were also Raymond’s.

4996  The yellow-red bromeliad I was describing.  Anyone know the name?

5000  This is the orchid that caught my eye.  That flower is about 7 inches across.

5007  These are some of the Fijian artifacts in the Burness collection.  The slim item on the left is a ‘brain picker’.  A fork used during the cannibalism era to eat human flesh, specifically the brain.  The item to its right is a war club to be swung or thrown.  Next to that is the whale tooth necklace I described and on the right are some obsidian adzes used to carve their canoes.  The necklace at the bottom made from whale teeth

5010  This is the oil lamp reservoir I was obsessed with.  Pretty easy to make now but much more difficult back in the 1800s.  What flower do you think these represent?

 

Nov 19 – At sea.  Doing much better today.  Head’s clearing up nicely.  Again, didn’t do much.  That’s what days at sea are for.  This afternoon I watched NFL football.  It’s Sunday afternoon there so I got the two afternoon and two evening games.  None of them were very well played and not exciting but I haven’t seen much football this year so it was fun.

 

The entertainer was Edmundo Rahme, a dramatic tenor.  I prefer both operatic and romantic tenors to the dramatic variety but his show was well tailored to his style.  He sang some Tom Jones, Sinatra, Mario Lanza and Pavarotti hits.  You could kind of tell that he wished he had the operatic voice and he did well on the arias but not great.  He was much better with Sinatra and Jones.  He sang the Moody Blues, Knights In White Satin and it was probably the best number he did.  Suited his voice to a T. 

 

Tomorrow we land in a new port for us.  We’ve been to Fiji before but always docked in Suva, the capital.  It’s a large city.  Lautoka is smaller, on the other side of the island of Viti Le Vu about as far as you can get from Suva.  I expect it will be more rural and enjoyable.  We’ll know soon.

 

Nov 20 - Lautoka, Fiji.  Well, I was right that Lautoka is smaller than Suva but it’s the second biggest city in Fiji and the second busiest port.  Still, it is more rural but I’m not sure how enjoyable as we are headed out of town once again.  Lautoka is also known as Sugar City as the areas main export is sugar and the main business that is not tourist related is growing and processing sugar cane.  The ship is docked just across the harbor from the sugar mill and it is a large facility.  Also near the harbor are a flour mill and a wood chip mill.  They have a fair pile of wood chips but nothing like the one in Eden, Australia.  The flour produced appears to be mainly for domestic consumption. 

 

I had seen advertisements for Punjas Flour long before I knew there was a plant here.  Many of the grocery and convenience stores had signs sponsored by Punjas, like Coke and Pepsi do for stores in the US.  They mill three grades of flour at the plant.  They’re called Normal Flour, Baker’s Flour and Sharps.  The ‘Normal’ flour appears to be bleached white flour, the ‘Baker’s’ is unbleached and I’m not sure what the ‘Sharps’ is.  Perhaps whole wheat or bran?  I’ll have to see if I can find out when Internet access is not so expensive.

 

We are going to the Burness Orchid Plantation.  The family has been in Fiji for many generations.  They emigrated from Scotland to Fiji by way of New Zealand.  You’re probably familiar with the DAR and other descendant organizations.  Well the Scots have a good one, named the Burns Federation.  To be members you have to prove that you are a descendant of the Robert Burns.  The Burnesses became members shortly after it was founded in 1885.  The oldest generation I heard spoken of as living in Fiji was our host’s great-great-great-great grandfather and grandmother.  I believe he said they arrived in Fiji in the mid-1800s.  The house we were visiting is his grandfather’s but was built by his great grandfather. 

 

For the most part the house was one large L-shaped space, with very tall ceilings.  There was a separate kitchen, bath and 2 bedrooms.  We were all sat in the largest space in the L as our host; Don Burness went around the room showing us family and island artifacts.  Some of the furniture was of European manufacture and was brought by the family when they immigrated.  He said the oldest piece was a bentwood sewing chair that belonged to his great-great-great-great grandmother.  He brought it to the center of the room so everyone could see it.  It was a very small chair and he did say that most of the really old pieces were very small because the people were small at the time. 

 

The artifacts on display were evidence of the changing tastes of the family over the years.  There were collections of Wedgewood, some of it modern and some of it very old (Old or new the collector had good taste; the entire collection was blue jasperware.  None of these newfangled colors for her.), ceramics, porcelain and china.

 

They also have some very impressive Fijian relics.  The Fijians never hunted whales but when one died and the body was beached they would collect the teeth and other parts.  The teeth in particular were viewed as very valuable and treasured as family possessions.  Eventually, no one knows exactly when, they started making necklaces of braided rope that included as the main ornament a whale’s tooth.  These necklaces were so prized that they became a way to make peace between feuding families.  If you offended someone and wanted to settle the grudge you offered them the necklace.  If they accepted they had to forgive you the grudge was ended.  He showed us one that belonged to his great-great grandfather.  He also showed us a necklace that was a string of small whale’s teeth that he said was a gift to his great-grandfather from a Fijian chief. 

 

The family had brought a foot-pedal bellows organ to the island that was made in the USA.  It still works and Don’s grandfather played us a little tune on it.  They also had an upright piano that was made in England, also in full working order.  Another item that caught my eye was an old oil lamp.  For some reason these old lamps hold a great fascination for me.  If you ever want to discover what eye strain can be all about try reading, writing or sewing using only the light of an oil lamp.  Yikes!!  This example was a double wick type that I’d seen before but not often.  My Pennsylvania Dutch (you know that ethnically the Pa Dutch are Germans right?) ancestors would have viewed burning twice the oil to produce more light as wasteful.  Single wicks for them, thank you very much.  The cast metal base has a nautical motif surrounded by floral designs.  Quite the mixed message there.  But the really beautiful part was the oil reservoir.  It’s hatbox shaped but slightly rounded on the bottom outer edge.  It’s glass with no seams so I assume it was blown in a mold.  The design is interesting.  Around the bottom curving slightly up the sides there’s a circle of fleur-de-lis.  Around the side there’s a circle of what look like peonies but could be roses.  Could also be giant chrysanthemums.  They look most like peonies; the petals are not quite right for a rose but the color has me thinking roses.  At the center of the reservoir where the base attaches the color is milk glass white.  At the center of the top where the wick apparatus attaches the color is deep magenta (or rose).  Between these two extremes the milk glass white gradually darkens through all the hues in-between the two.  The change is so gradual that it’s not possible to see any adjacent points where you can identify the colors as different.  Excellent glass work. 

 

Now here comes the weirdest part of the visit.  You travel all this way, to an exotic South Pacific island, you are seeing wonderful artifacts of a life style that’s long gone and what’s the high point of the visit, you ask.  It’s sitting in Perry Mason’s chair.  You all know I’m a bit odd but for some reason I think I have to keep proving you right.  Just so it won’t be as peculiar as it might seem I should provide a little background. 

 

I have been a huge fan of Raymond Burr ever since I watched Perry Mason as a child in the ‘50s.  My admiration of the actor was broadened to respect for the man when I found him sitting in our chow hall chatting with everyone.  Most people don’t know that he visited our troops in Viet Nam on several occasions totally without fanfare, publicity or entourage.  He did it on his own money.  He traveled to small bases, places totally overlooked by the other entertainers who made the trip.  That’s not to put down Bob Hope and all those who traveled with in those great shows.  I certainly respect and admire their contributions to the morale of troops badly in need of a lift.  But Raymond’s effort was so basic and person-to-person direct, that it’s in a whole different class. 

 

There’s not a lot in the general pool of knowledge about him.  He avoided the life of a celebrity, preferring to live his own life in the way he wanted.  He had a home here in Fiji.  It was located in the foothills of the mountain everyone calls The Sleeping Giant.  With a little imagination you can see the profile of a giant’s head, laying on his back, mouth open in a huge snore.  He loved orchids and, like Nero Wolf, was a respected amateur hybridizer.  The last orchid hybrid he created was named for Don’s grandmother, Aileen Burness. 

 

Raymond was a large man and was often afraid that he would crush the somewhat delicate bentwood and carved furniture of the Burness household but their mutual love of orchids brought them together often.  He had a chair custom made to his specifications and gave it to the Burnesses so he’d have a safe place to sit while he visited.  I spoke to the grandfather about my brief encounter with Raymond and he smiled as he noted that he was unaware that Ray had been to Viet Nam.  Then he added that it was just like him to do works of charity and generosity without telling anyone.  The Burr orchid collection was split between the Fijian government, Sonoma University and the Burnesses.  While he lived on Fiji he created The Garden of the Sleeping Giant to house his orchid collection.  This was the portion he gave to the Fijians.  While we spoke I could tell that the grandfather had liked and respected Raymond by the somewhat wistful look of nostalgia that came over his face.  I asked if it was ok for me to sit in the Burr chair and he said it would be fine.  I had Diana take my picture in it.

 

I went out into the small area behind the house to look at some plants.  They had a bromeliad that I’ve never seen before.  I’ve seen red, pink and a sort of gold versions but this one was bright yellow and red and has a very nice shape.  I realize that what I was seeing is not really the flower but specialized leaves, either sepals or bracts like a poinsettia plant.  The poinsettia flower is a very small yellow and white bloom.  All those flamboyant red, white and now purple or variegated or pink are specialized leaves.  But then I’m pretty sure that’s not news to almost any of you.

 

What was most interesting is that you could see that they change color as they age.  There were dark green, red & dark green, red, red & yellow, yellow, pale green and yellow and pale green leaves.  Apparently they start out pale green and wind up dark green while going through all those phases to get there.  Wild!  If anyone knows the name of this one please email it to me.

 

There was also a very large yellow and magenta orchid that struck me as different.  I’m not an orchid guy but I do love looking at them.  Also back there was a light violet colored anthurium lily.  Never seen one of those either.

 

As we finished looking around we headed down to the screened in patio for tea.  Ah, so civilized these Brits.  They had little sandwiches, no crust of course, a delicious banana nut bread and what appeared to be a silver dollar pancake with butter and jam.  The sandwiches were typical tea chow, cheese, egg salad but no water cress (thankfully) or cucumber.  The banana bread was great, spiced just right and with a strong banana flavor.  I meant to ask what type of bananas they used but forgot.  There are about 60 types but some are prepared more like vegetables, that is to say cooked in some way.  The little pancakes were the surprise and it was wholly because of the jam.  Might have been mango or another tropical fruit but it was absolutely wonderful.

 

They have a huge area behind the house.  Part of it is a lily pad lake with white and maroon lilies in bloom.  There are several large screened in areas where I’m sure they are growing orchids and other tropical plants.

 

Sated with tea and snacks we got back on the bus and headed to Nadi town.  Nadi is a resort area with about half of the 4 & 5 star resorts in Fiji.  Lots of tourist cafes and shops line the streets.  This is where the Fijians come to get away.  Before driving through the town we stopped at the Sri Siva Subramaniya Swami Temple, reputed to be the largest Hindu temple in the South Pacific.  It was, as Hindu temples tend to be, very colorful.  There are several shrines on the temple grounds.  The main one is to Sri Siva as you’d guess from the temples name.  Off to the right of the main shrine was a smaller but still very ornate shrine to Ganesha (sp?), you know the elephant headed boy.  The simplified story about that is that dad didn’t particularly like his son and in a fit cut off his head.  Mom was not altogether pleased with this situation and demanded that her son’s get a head.  Dad chopped the head off the first animal he saw, an elephant and put it on the boy.  I did mention that the story was being simplified, didn’t I.  I was wearing shorts and thus it would not be proper for me to enter the temple area even if I took my shoes off as required.  So after a few long distance pictures it was back on the bus for the short ride to the village of Vitogo.

 

Vitogo is a typical Fijian rural village.  The village square is at the center of the cluster of homes.  At one end is the meeting house, fale (sp?).  Visitors are rarely invited to this building.  It’s for village business and not in the prevue of outsiders.  On the side of the square opposite the road in is the village church.  Most ethnic Fijians are nominally Christians of one sort or another.  It’s certainly a big part of their culture.  Most Hindus are Indian ethnically and were brought here by the British to work the plantations.  Since we were here last there’s been a big increase in Muslim population.

 

At the other end of the square is the community center and that’s where we were invited to gather.  Fijian custom has some strict rules about village life.  Men can’t wear hats, sunglasses or shoes inside the village.  Women’s shoulders must be covered and their legs must be covered to below the knees.  These rules have been   waived for us for this visit.  Good thing, some of this crew can hardly walk with their shoes on and our bald heads would have taken a beating in the sun.

 

On our way to the community center we were greeted by ladies that were giving us necklaces of leaves and flowers.  This added a very festive air to the proceedings.  It’s a little easier to ‘go native’ if you are at least partly properly attired.

 

Guess who built most of the bus stop shelters here in Fiji.  Good old Ronald McDonald, that’s who.

 

After we had all entered the community center a Fijian not from the village addressed us to explain what was going to happen.  Our guide added a little more information to the presentation.  There will be a kava ceremony, and then the villagers will sing and dance for us.

 

Seven men came forward and were seated on the floor across the front of the room.  In front of the central man there was a large wooden four-legged bowl for making kava.  Kava is the local ceremonial drink.  It opens the proceedings at both public and private celebrations.  It’s a plant that is prepared in advance to be made into the drinkable liquid as part of the ceremony.  When you visit friends or another village prepared kava plant is the most acceptable hostess gift you can bring.

 

The carved kava bowl is conical in shape but shallow for a cone.  It stands on four legs.  The prepared kava plant is put into the bowl inside a cloth sack which functions like a teabag.  Water is added while the mixer, usually a man of some rank, kneads the bag with his hands.  Water is added and the kneading continues until the proper amount with the proper color (sort of a muddy tan) is produced.  At this point the chief of the village, if he’s present, comes forward and sits facing the kava maker across from the bowl. 

 

There’s a definite form to accepting the kava.  A shallow coconut shell is dipped into the kava and poured into another shallow coconut shell.  This is presented to the drinker.  He claps three times, not just any clap but the left hand is cupped and held in front of the belly while the right hand is cupped facing down and lowered to strike the left hand, at which time the presenter says, “Boola” to which the drinker responds “Boola” and drinks the entire contents of the shell while the presenter claps three times in the same manner.  After drinking you hand the coconut shell back and clap the same way but only twice, at which time both parties say “Boola”.

 

I’ve had kava before but was ready to try it again.  After the chief de jour drank they asked us to raise our hands if we wanted to try it and I volunteered. 

 

After performing the required rituals I was handed a shell almost full of Kava.  Yikes!!  If you’re going to ‘go native’ sometimes you just have to go all the way.  I drank all of it and handed the coconut shell back to the presenter.  He grinned very largely and we both said ‘Boola’.  In about 30 seconds my lips and tongue started to feel like the dentist had just given me a shot.  This feeling spread for about the next 3-4 minutes.  I never went completely numb in any area, just that slightly tingly feeling you get early on.  It was completely gone in about 10 minutes.  They say if you drink two servings it starts to make you light headed and the third puts you in a good mood.  I’ll never know because one is my limit on kava.

 

After the kava ceremony was over the villagers took to the stage and the singing and dancing started.  First they sang a welcome song, choir style.  They have a distinctive harmony that you can hear all over the South Pacific islands.  It’s a bit different everywhere but the basics are the same.  Cook Islands, Society Islands, Fiji, both Samoas, the Marquesas and everywhere else I’ve been it’s the same wonderful tones.  They sang several more songs before the dancing started.

 

First the women danced.  They came out of the choir on the stage and danced on the floor in front of it while the remaining women and the men sang and played.  They danced three separate pieces.  I’m not sure if they were the parts of a single dance or three totally separate dances but each had a different beat and pattern. 

 

Next the men ‘danced’.  Their performance was done seated on the floor in front of the stage.  Again three dances, all quite unique.  I guess the men don’t dance standing up. 

 

Then it was time for the obligatory get the visitors involved dance.  Diana loves that and is always ready to get up and join in.  Everyone seemed to have a good time, including me taking pictures.

 

After that dance the choir reconvened on the stage and sang two farewell songs.  When those concluded they hung around for pictures and chatting.  I had learned to say ‘Thank you’ in Fijian so I approached the oldest man, usually an important member of the community, and said “Ve na’ ka”.  I guess everyone from the village had been watching me come up to him because he and everyone else answered me.  I must have looked a little stunned because his grin got huge and he put out his hand to shake mine.  After that he and I posed for a picture and shook hands again.

 

These village visits are always fun.  Sometimes they seem a little touristy but often you get to connect with the locals and that I love.

 

Soon it was time to head back to the ship as sail-away time was approaching.  We’re sharing a dock with the Paul Gaugin, a smaller luxury ship that stays here in the South Pacific.  It’s a gorgeous ship and I’d have loved to take a tour but such things are seldom permitted, especially on that class of ship.  It should be nice the per diem cost of sailing on her is at least 3 times higher than on HALs best ships and perhaps a little more.  I know for sure I couldn’t be three times happier than I am here so it’s not a good deal for me.

 

Sail away was interesting from a navigational standpoint.  I spent some years in the US Coast Guard Auxiliary and learned a lot about seamanship, navigation, weather, knots, etc. from their classes.  As we sailed away there were perfect examples of Island Cloud Piles all around us.  An ICP is formed when air that is heated by the warmer land flows upward and cools losing its ability to hold the water vapor it gathered at sea level.  This condenses into an often pyramid shaped pile of clouds.  There were four islands in the vicinity of our ship and each had a perfectly formed ICP.  One was longer because it was formed over an island that had a lateral mountain range directing even more air upward.  It’s thought that the ancient migrants that populated the islands all around the South Pacific navigated to new islands by spotting and sailing to these cloud piles.  You have to get pretty close to an island before you can see the landmass and if you sailed at random out here you could sail for several lifetimes and never bump into an island.

 

Tonight’s entertainer was Leo Ward, a magician.  Now I know I’ve mentioned that I usually don’t care for magicians on ships because their travel limits the props they can bring and most aren’t talented enough to get along without serious props.  Leo is an exception.  I’m glad I went.  He was great.  Just the right mix of humor and serious magic.  An excellent performance.  He’s going to do a close up show tomorrow using the lounge’s TV cameras focused on his hands.  That’s the toughest type of magic because there are no props, it’s all skill and Leo’s got it.